Wow. After maybe a DAY, tops, that door would be coming off its hinges.(insert picture of a saws-all).
Then she would be leaving.
P.S. That guy wins the official honorary Darwin Award of 2008. Because he's so emasculated that he HAS to have a negative sperm count by now...
(the award also considers people who have removed themselves from the gene pool/won't reproduce. And I can't imagine any woman will want anything to do with him once they find out who he is)