the pick of destiny saw it last night
Open Mic Host: [Comforting Tenacious D] You guys, having some satanic guitar pick isn't gonna make your rock any better... because Satan's not in a guitar pick, he's inside all of us. In here
[taps their chests]
Open Mic Host: in your hearts. He's what makes us not want to go to work, or exercise, or tell the truth. He's what makes us want to party and have sex with each other all night long. He's that little voice in your mind that says "flopp you" to the people you hate. Now you can stay out here and fight on the ground and cry like babies, or you can go in there like friends and rock. So, what's it gonna be?
KG: [Determined] Let's go in there and show'em what Tenacious D is all about.
JB: Yeah. I already got a guitar pick anyways.
[holds up KG's pick]
KG: There's just no way that we can win, that was a masterpiece
KG: He rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man
JB: God Dammit Kage! He gonna make you his sex slave
JB:
You're gonna gargle mayonnaiseJB: Unless we bust a massive monster mama jam
KG: We've been through so much
JB: Deactivated lasers with my richard
KG, JB: Now it's time to blow this freaker down
JB: C'mon Kage now it's time to blow doors down
KG: I hear you Jables now it's time to blow doors down
JB: Light up the stage 'cos it's time for a showdown
KG: We'll bend you over then we'll take you to brown town
KG, JB: Now we've got to blow this freaker down
KG: He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
JB: C'mon Kage 'cos it's time to blow doors down
KG: Duuude We'll piledrive ya, it's time for a smackdown
JB: Hey 'Mr Great Stuff', Beelezebub, we know your weakness, our Rocket Sauce!
JB: We'll rock the Casbah, and blow your mind. We will defeat you, for all mankind.
JB: You are the Scepter, we hold the key. You are the Devil, We are The D.
KG, JB: We are The D, We are The D, We are The D, We are The D,
KG, JB: We are The D, We are The D, We are The D, We are The D,
KG, JB: We are The D, We are The D, We are The D, We are The D,
KG, JB: We are The D, We are The D, We are The D, We are The D,
KG, JB: We are The D!
