Well.. sort of.. its not that amusing.. lets just say, it involved some rubber line, some gasoline, my big fat fingers, and my eyeball.  Gasoline hurts in your retina.

Good times!  I got some gasket stripper in my eye and immediately headed for the bathroom, no waiting for it to hurt.  I have contacts and was afraid it'd eat them but got lucky.  It did start hurting pretty good by the time I got to the bathroom, so heading there right away was a great move