just remember, kids:it's down the street, not across the road. 
that reminds me;
me to stupid chick ex-roommate: so why'd you wake me up to let you in at 3am?
stupid chick: I was coming home from the hospital and didn't have my keys
me: and why the hell were you at the hospital
stupid chick: I tried to kill myself..... I swallowed half a bottle of tylenol
me: well that was dumb. You shoulda used a gun instead. And don't try killing yourself where I'm going to find you!
stupid chick: giggle giggle giggle
Too dumb to know I wasn't joking
