and oh look, would someone please open their home to thse poor girls, they can't even afford a good pair of shorts...
Au contraire...I see 6 (count 'em SIX) pretty nice shorts right there!
![Banana Man :banana:](https://board.marlincrawler.com/Smileys/marlin/banana.gif)
If those two on the left end would commence to dancin'...I believe you could grind corn 'tween them cheeks!