tip cows?
build a costco?
try to live off of hookers and whisky?
oh and
I have a limited knowledge of, but am aware of his reputation...hence:
1 Hit it...on the cows (corn fed farmers daughters)
2 Build a Costco (to pay for more corn)
3 Hit on the hookers...because of the whiskey (when fathers run you out of town you stop in Van Meter, Iowa and seek out Florabelle, the village trollop for some solace)