No, no, that is what I was saying. I am saying that you guys must feel the same way for cycling as you do for soccer.
America is so strange, a bunch of posers.
Posers!
Take any one of those candy-assed soccer players and see how long they'd last carrying the ball up the middle...little panty-waists would be crying and fallin all over the place after one play. One forearm from a lineman and they'd be crippled for life.
As for cycling...no sporting event should take more than 3-4 hours. If you want to make cycling interesting, give the participants swords and let 'em fight for position! Bunch of soy milk drinkin' weenies!
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