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Re: If the human body was a car, you would not buy it
« on: Jun 16, 2007, 08:50:27 AM »
I don't know the one I am driving right now is pretty good..

 No skin conditions -= No rust
Small compact size-= Sporty
Nice clean sexy lines-=  :disturbed: nuf said
Energitic -= Motor runs great, quick response

    Plus it lots of fun to wash and wax after a long hard  "drive" :yesnod:


I would need a body lift, at the very least. I also need new suspension bushings! I'm getting better gas...mileage, than before.
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