I refuse to read this whole thread but I would like to add that I'm pretty pissed off that my show is currently being interrupted by a big banner at the bottom of the screen saying "BREAKING NEWS: PARIS HILTON BACK TO JAIL??"
Since WHEN is PARIS EFFING HILTON BREAKING EFFING NEWS?? 
You are obviously watching network television, or some station that gives a
, cause the documentary stations don't
