Well, well, well. Among the items in the treasure trove of knowledge I have gained in my long and illustrious life are these:
1. You've got a long line ahead of you to make fun of us fossils.
2. I can sit back in my orthopaedic wheelchair and watch as you realize...it's happening to you. Ha!
I'm not getting old, I already decided that a years ago!!
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