I worked in a little shop once years ago. I was me and the owner and we had a lot of fun messing around. He was a great guy.

He would hire high school kids once in a while to help clean parts and stuff. One day he walks over to this helper he had hired a few days earlier and told the kid to run over to the NAPA store and get a couple of fallopian tubes. The kid makes sure he has the name right and takes off. He came back about 15 minutes later red as a beet and didn't want to talk about it.