When I worked at a hardware store, litle mom and pop place, we had a guy that was a complete jerk-off. Ya'know, the kinda guy thats pretty cool, but doesn't do anything. Well, we got our shipment in, and we had a warehoue with 4 rollup doors, down the side of the back area, and then the back door of the store was at the top, kinda like an upside down L. Anyway, he decides it'd be a great idea to do a flying kick over one of the pallets, sitting in front of the rollup doors. He gets a running start, does a nice flying
kick, complete with "Hiiiyaaaaah!" and lands to see our boss staring at him from the back dock of the store. He got a nice
reaming for that one
Same guy, on another load day, was there with me a little after 5am. Our load came at 5, we'd unload, then I'd get of a 7, go to school, then go back to work at 3, and work til 7. Busy day for me. Anyway, he really had to take a leak, but he didn't want to go into the store. I'm unloading the truck with the forklift, so he goes around the corner, behind the warehouse where there are pallets of the pellet stove pellets stacked up. He starts taking a leak, and our boss comes out to get something out of his truck. (Employee parking was behind warehouse) Sees my co-worker and just shakes his head. THat was the only time he ever came outta the store that early. We went in laer, grab some coffee and breakfast, and my boss walked up to him, and says "You ever pss on my pellets again, I'm gonna rip your richard off, and throw it in the stove" and walks out. Meanwhile, the truck driver is rolling on the ground, he's laughing so hard.
