NOPE! Gas prices aren't slowing people down or even thinning them out. Just as many morons on the road today as any other. All driving with their foot on the floor. Hey, guy in the monster truck, how's that $1 per mile treating you? Y'all'll be eating rice and beans so you can drive that truck! If you want meat I see you have a dog! Bon appetit. NO! I won't give you a ride either, you 200+lb fat ass will kill MY mileage. Pthpthpthpth
Reimbursement for mileage is only 58 cents a mile. Ahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahah. And for the guy towing that massive fifth wheel? I could hear your bank account crying in pain as it could still feel the drain from the last time you filled your tanks. What's that I hear? Is that detonation coming from that Audi? What's wrong? is premium gas too high? It's cheaper than pistons buddy. Awwww don't worry, I feel your pain, with my cheap fuel burning Yota putt putt at 27mpg. Think I'll stop off for a double double on my way home. Enjoy those beans! And the warm air in your bedroom tonight.
Hey, I got a 4Runner I'll sell you for twice what it's worth!
