When required, can I self-Identify as Vaxx'd?

Will that make me a transvaxite!! 

Gnarls.

Having to identify as vaxxed makes you oppressed. Voluntarily identifying as vaxxed makes you a simp. Telling people you're vaxxed outright shows you a braggart. Admitting you're vaxed shows you're concerned about your health, OR, are a sheeple. Saying vaxxing is the only way to go shows your bias and that you are a sheeple. Believing vaxxing is the safest rooute makes you a Fauciite.

Identifying as a transvaxite means you got the wrong vaccine and are identifying it as the proper vaccine.

Oh, this one can go in so many directions!