Thanks fellas!
So I had to go to a big work/union thing this weekend, convention hall packed full of people. They must have sang happy birthday like 8 times, but nobody who knew ratted me out so I didn't have to get sung to.
When I got home I had an excellent diner from my wife, one son made me an apple pie and the other made me baklava. I got an auto darkening welding helmet and some sleeves to protect your arms from hot sparky rollers, which I have never had.