This couple are asleep in bed when their house is broken into by a robber at 2am. The robber enters the couples room and ties them up and climbs on top of the wife, kisses her neck, and goes into the bathroom.
The husband says, "Honey, I saw him kissing your neck. Just go along with it so he doesn't get upset and kill us. I love you"
The wife says, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He whispered in my ear, saying that he thought you were cute, and if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom in the medicine cabinet. I Love you too."
