THATS ME THATS ME !!!!!
And you, sir, I am quite positive are/or will be a better wheeler (man) than most!!!
Be safe; lean into your pain, and always refuse help and handouts from strangers who may be better equipped and prepared than you and your drunk friends are
because when go out there utterly unprepared except for no-holds-barred trail tamponry, well sir, you don't want to give the false impression that you are intentionally trying to break down on the trail in order to obtain free parts and/or repairs from the more experienced, prepared (or what some might consider "womanly" ) wheelers out there, right?
just kidding, of course, but I will say, there is really something to be said for taking a stock Toy 4x4 (maybe a long bed) out on tight, harder trails just to give yourself an old reality check at times!