"Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers:
"Well son, I guess one day
you will need to find out anyway!"
Your Mum and I first got together
in a chat room on Yahoo.
Then I set up a date
via e-mail with your Mum
SO we met at a cyber-cafe.
We found a secluded room & disappeared into it
for a short time then we googled each other.
There your mother agreed to a
download from my HARD drive..
Then as soon as I was uploading,
we discovered that neither one of us
had used a firewall, & since it was
too late to hit the delete button,
nine months later a little
Pop-Up appeared that said:
You got Male!
